May 2013
abahaagawas:
yall still fighting this asian.tumblr.com white bitch like her amazon wishlist isn’t filled with oldspice and spf 10,000 sunscreen?
like rly let’s move on this bitch got it hard enough
thorhead:
thorhead:
I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that
I can see them
I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray
they are really bad singers and
I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position
gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M TRYING...
so-many-feels:
deucebowl:
If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.
i think you would be a very good wizard.
Tumblr Staff: News! →
chaidchu:
staff:
Everyone, I’m elated to tell you that Tumblr will be joining Yahoo.
Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – to empower creators to…
Although I’m excited to see this, and be reassured. I do have this to say: This...
my mom: you do realize that one day you will have to pay for all your own things
me: yes but today is not that day
whoreisawhoreisawinchester:
iguanamouth:
i think its funny how there are some actors who played a role for so long that its almost impossible for me to see them as anything else
and then there are some actors who’ve done so many roles i dont even see them as actors anymore it’s just them as themselves in another movie
and then there are actors who you’re not quite sure what they really...
despairludenberg:
the-fandoms-are-cool:
urbanfuck:
my mother must be so proud of her lazy, rebellious, anxiety-ridden, depressed child
your mother must be so proud of her strong, smart child who lives each day dealing with anxiety and depression and still holds on
oh man wow
Watchtomahok:
my mother does not care about fashion
shipshaming:
ampourmeaglass:
hey friendly reminder that shipshaming is rude and distasteful as well as not wanted in my askbox i’ll ship whatever the hell i want and dislike whatever the hell i want to and i’m not being up into anyone’s face about it okay look at me here just minding my own business shipping my shit and leaving your shit to you honestly who gives a crap about how much other...
fefeferi:
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
undeadlife:
If you actually think physical attractiveness is important in a relationship, you are not shallow. To make a good relationship last you have to be physically and mentally attracted to the person. I am tired of seeing people being called shallow simply because they are looking for someone attractive to them, mentally and physically.
You are shallow when physical attractiveness is the...
