September 2012
Watchhomykristen:
lol so cute
August 2012
theyellowbrickroad:
i dont know why my mom thinks taking away my laptop and my phone will make me respect her its actually going to make me throw up on her
cucumberbatchin:
do you ever sit in school like i know the answer to that questions but i’m not saying it because this class is pissing me off
gildhartlockeroy:
sorry for suddenly becoming extremely homestuck this happens every full moon
blaqkwidow:
i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here”
because i need money
what do you want me to say omfg
I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
cumanana:
jephry:
if someone was covered in paper cuts and you threw them into a pool of lemon juice how long do you think it would take them to die
jesus
chaystar:
I swear hot people are so ungrateful I cook them a nice dinner and even throw in a delicious dessert and all they ever tell me is “how did you get in my house”
me: why are those guys staring at me
me: is there something on my face
me: is there something on my shirt
me: they're probably laughing at how ugly i am
me: they probably find it amusing how fat i am
friend: maybe they think you're cute
me: are you retarded or something
stop making villains so attractive it makes me question my morals
barackobama:
ghostbab:
squishu:
iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:
Let’s argue about stuff that doesn’t need to be argued about
obama doesn’t poop
yes he does
No, I don’t.
Searching “happy snake” on Google images brings up the cutest damn pictures.
thesweetlittledudes:
how do people do things and go out everyday like i go out and i have to take a week to recover
iamjonwanker:
yes mom he’s 40 but he’s really hot
thebitchpudding:
dont hover over this
me: how do you know when you're a part of a fandom?
tumblr: all the url's make sense.
